1 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:44,000 Dr. Crowell, bad news. The police are unable to find any trace of Professor 2 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,900 Tuttle. His disappearance has them completely baffled. 3 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:50,640 That ruins our hopes of ever finding the tomb of King Rootin' Tootin'. Professor 4 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,660 Tuttle is the only man alive who knows its exact location. 5 00:00:54,060 --> 00:00:57,780 First Professor Dalton dies mysteriously, and then Tuttle 6 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:03,420 Something terrible happens to anyone who tries to explore that tomb. I'm telling 7 00:01:03,420 --> 00:01:06,060 you, it is the curse of Rootin' Tootin'. 8 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:09,600 But unless we secure the mummy of King Root and Tootin, our entire collection 9 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:14,540 worthless. We must find Tuttle. I'm doing the best I can. I sent for the 10 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:15,960 best investigators in the city. 11 00:01:16,540 --> 00:01:18,260 And they're our last hope. 12 00:01:21,220 --> 00:01:22,220 Come in. 13 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:31,020 At your service, night and day. If we don't get them, you don't pay. 14 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,680 Excelsior! 15 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:34,660 To the hut! 16 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,180 Professor Tuttle. He's been kidnapped. 17 00:01:38,420 --> 00:01:39,620 That's why we sent for you. 18 00:01:39,860 --> 00:01:42,780 Kidnapped, eh? What's the old bird look like? Here is the picture of Professor 19 00:01:42,780 --> 00:01:43,780 Tuttle. 20 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:47,780 Gentlemen, 21 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:50,580 you must find him. 22 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:51,860 I got an idea. 23 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:53,320 What is it? We'll start in the basement. 24 00:01:53,540 --> 00:01:54,660 To the basement. To the basement. 25 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 To the basement. 26 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,260 in, mister, but we're looking for a kidnapped professor. We're detectives. 27 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:17,600 Oh, detectives, eh? And you're looking for a kidnapped professor. 28 00:02:17,860 --> 00:02:18,860 Well, well. 29 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,300 Hey, look, fellas, I've got to carry this out. Will you give me a hand? 30 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,180 Sure. You might do us a favor someday. 31 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:26,820 I'll take that end. I'll take this end. I'll take the end in the middle. I'll 32 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:27,539 open the door. 33 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:28,560 Up she goes, boys. 34 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,150 find the missing king. 35 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:06,330 How'd you know the king was missing? 36 00:03:07,510 --> 00:03:08,510 Oh, 37 00:03:08,830 --> 00:03:11,150 so you're the one, eh? That's how you won my 13 cents. 38 00:03:13,370 --> 00:03:14,370 Gentlemen, gentlemen. 39 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:18,770 Who came in? You don't understand. The missing king is Rutentutin III of Egypt. 40 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:21,430 Oh, missing persons are right up our alley. When was he last seen? 41 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:23,850 About 2 ,000 years, come Michaelmas Day. 42 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,450 Huh, a mere bag of towel. 43 00:03:25,690 --> 00:03:27,570 Give us 2 ,000 years and we'll bring him back alive. 44 00:03:27,890 --> 00:03:28,890 Come any day. 45 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,920 I'm afraid we'll have to accept their offer. 46 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:35,660 Nobody in his right mind would undertake that expedition. 47 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:37,480 It's almost certain death. 48 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,200 Let's hire them before they find out about the curse of King Rutentutin. 49 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,660 And if the curse does strike them, it will be a blessing to humanity. 50 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,240 Gentlemen, you're hired. 51 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:50,440 We're sending you to bring back the mummy of King Rutentutin. You leave 52 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,440 immediately for Cairo. 53 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:54,320 Say, I got an uncle in Cairo. He's a chiropractor. 54 00:03:54,560 --> 00:04:00,660 And if you are successful, we will pay you $5 ,000. 55 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:04,380 The recovery of the mummy will prove of untold value to science. 56 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:06,640 For science! For science! For 5 ,000 bucks! 57 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:07,880 We want science! 58 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:55,060 listening to Ali Ben Woodman and his swinging Bedouins. Do you need money? 59 00:04:55,780 --> 00:04:58,040 Borrow on your camel or elephant. 60 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,540 No red tape, no co -signers. 61 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,900 Everywhere we go, commercial announcements. 62 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:04,860 Shut that thing off. Where's the map? 63 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:10,920 I must have lost it. Now we'll have to travel by compass. I wonder, are we near 64 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:11,719 the place? 65 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,960 Well, being there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be 66 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:15,960 place, I reckon. 67 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:22,190 a filling station pretty soon. I'm going to die of thirst. Me too. My throat 68 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:23,190 feels like a bale of hay. 69 00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:27,450 I think I'll recognize her. I think I'll get my hat. 70 00:05:32,690 --> 00:05:33,690 We're coming to a jungle. 71 00:05:34,010 --> 00:05:35,370 I can see the tangled underbrush. 72 00:05:36,110 --> 00:05:37,430 And camels walking through it. 73 00:05:37,650 --> 00:05:39,110 No, no. They're octopuses. 74 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:41,310 I can't see anything. 75 00:05:43,150 --> 00:05:44,150 You will. 76 00:05:44,650 --> 00:05:45,650 Oh. 77 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:55,830 Oh, boy, we're nearly in Cairo. The tomb ought to be around here someplace. 78 00:05:56,210 --> 00:05:58,470 I'd rather go to Tunis. Then we can have tuna sandwiches for lunch. 79 00:05:58,910 --> 00:05:59,910 Look. 80 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:04,330 Water. Real pure, salty water. It's the ocean. 81 00:06:05,110 --> 00:06:06,710 Ocean nothing. That's a marriage. 82 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:10,490 Marriage is something you see yourself in. That's a mirage. 83 00:06:11,210 --> 00:06:13,230 Mirage? That's what you keep in your automobile. 84 00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:16,410 I said a mirage. 85 00:06:16,890 --> 00:06:18,530 Mirage, marriage, whatever it is. 86 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:27,330 the tomb of the mighty king, Rutentoten. 87 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:28,810 How do you know? 88 00:07:28,830 --> 00:07:29,830 I didn't say anything. 89 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:31,190 Neither did I. 90 00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:32,950 Infidels, prepare to die. 91 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:34,510 The joint's fallen. 92 00:07:34,930 --> 00:07:37,130 No, wait a minute. Let me get out of here. Let me get out of here. 93 00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:38,910 Listen, I've got to get out. 94 00:07:39,490 --> 00:07:41,370 We'll look around the joint. Take a grip on yourself. 95 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:43,010 Find me loose. 96 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:46,230 I want to be free. Now, come on. We'll look around there. 97 00:08:37,130 --> 00:08:38,510 I'm glad you guys are behind me. 98 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:26,439 What do you think? 99 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:27,820 Well, that's my honest one. 100 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,080 What does he think I am, an imbecile? 101 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,940 What's the idea of going swimming again? 102 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:38,900 Come on. 103 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:44,920 Come on, we can't stay in this tomb all day. We've got to get the king out of 104 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:45,920 here. Come on. 105 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,620 Hmm, that well is dangerous. 106 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:58,640 Hmm. 107 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,360 Grab a hold of that mummy and be careful. 108 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,600 It's worth 5 ,000... 109 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:24,090 Where are you? 110 00:13:28,130 --> 00:13:29,190 What's the matter? What happened? 111 00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:32,450 He blew up. He's all unraveled. I'll unravel you. 112 00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:33,970 Now we lose. 113 00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:35,350 Wait. Help. 114 00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:37,290 Wait. Help. Help. 115 00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:40,890 Tunnel, you've been leading me through this tomb for hours. Give those pals of 116 00:13:40,890 --> 00:13:41,890 yours a chance to get the money. 117 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,740 Well, you better start to talk before I count three. 118 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,240 Where is that mummy? 119 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:49,180 One, two... Wait, wait. 120 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,620 It's in there. 121 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,120 I don't know where the door is. 122 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:53,460 All right, tear down the wall. 123 00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:55,300 And you better be telling the truth. 124 00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:58,960 Because if that mummy isn't in there intact, it'll be the finish for you and 125 00:13:58,960 --> 00:13:59,879 those three ghosts. 126 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:00,880 Get it. 127 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,760 If they find out we killed the mummy, they'll kill us. What'll we do? 128 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,479 I got an idea. 129 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,480 We'll make a mummy out of you. 130 00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:08,280 I can't be a mummy. I'm a daddy. 131 00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:12,290 All right, so you'll be a daddy mummy. 132 00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:14,170 Oh, that's different. 133 00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:15,590 Hurry up, get those bandages. 134 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,710 Yeah, good thing I'm an old tailor. 135 00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:20,630 Bill, get your arm down. 136 00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:32,470 Shh, here they come. Don't even take a breath. 137 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:39,390 Well, fancy seeing you here. So you guys are in there, eh? 138 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:40,679 Where's Rutan Tilton? 139 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,900 Over there, and he's as good as new. 140 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,260 Boy, was he homely. 141 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:48,560 Awful. 142 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,480 Say, where are those jewels that are supposed to be buried with him? Oh, they 143 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,660 always wrap them up inside the mummy. We'll have to cut him open. 144 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:56,820 Let me have that sharp knife you got there. 145 00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:03,940 He burst open. 146 00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:14,130 Yanks won World Series. 147 00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:15,510 Can you beat that? 148 00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,110 Yeah, and I won five bucks. 149 00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:19,930 No kidding. I had the Cubs and... What? 150 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,130 Hijackers, eh? 151 00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:31,030 Back on, Professor. 152 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,370 Come on, let's get out of here. 153 00:15:32,570 --> 00:15:35,530 Yeah, but what about King Rootin' Tootin' and the 5 ,000? He blew away. 154 00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:39,990 That wasn't King Rootin' Tootin'. That was his wife, Queen Hotsy Tootsy. This 155 00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:42,250 Rootin' Tootin'. He was a midget. A midget? 156 00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:45,670 And all this trouble over a shrimp like that? What a small world!